BOOBY

Let Productivity Rot.

CLOWN

THE GREEN DOT

AI SLOP ME

ASAP SLOP LOOP

THE VOID ORBIT

THE BULLSHIT RECEIPT

THE DIPLOMAT

COMPLIANCE SMILE

ADULTHOOD

THE EXECUTION

HUMBLED & HONORED

DEAD AIR

ABSENCE

THE DISPOSABLE INDEX

MINIMUM VIABLE EFFORT

we are not a solution.

we are a collective of rogue engineers and artists—a pharmacy for the weary.

we left the frontline of startup optimization to preserve our sanity.

we build tools that do nothing,

and artifacts for those who know the system is broken.