Booby Career Portal
The Unproductive Career Potal
Open Positions: 8,000,000,000 (Everyone)
Tired of the hustle? Join Booby Inc. No interview. No work. Just a fancy title for your LinkedIn. Get hired instantly and add "Tokyo Tech Startup" to your resume today.
We want your slacker spirit, not your labor. Drop your name, our “AI” (random function) assigns you a ridiculous title instantly.
Job Title Gacha
Drop your name. Our “AI” (random function) assigns you a ridiculous title instantly.
Waiting for your name…
Perks of Not Working at Booby
1. Career Hacking
Add "Booby Inc." to your LinkedIn. Fill resume gaps with titles like "VP of Doing Nothing" and confuse recruiters instantly.
2. Become a "Productivity Black Hole"
Your Mission: Save the team. Be the hero who disrupts meetings, lowers velocity, and forces colleagues to take a break. You aren't lazy; you are a "Human Sustainability Activist."
3. Access the "Crisis Log"
Watch the unscripted documentary of a founder fighting AI from a closet. See raw revenue, rejection emails, and real-time panic.
4. God Mode (Voting Rights)
Control the CEO's life. Vote on business decisions ("Ads vs. Yakiniku?") and future products. You decide, I obey.
5. Physical ID Card (Optional)
A real plastic card sent to your home for +$9 shipping. Includes your ridiculous role, photo, and membership No. If interested, HR Department (Yosuke) will contact you.
© Booby Inc. — This is a fictional employment contract. No salary, only spiritual rewards (and sugar).
If you actually get fired for slacking, we take no responsibility.
Reverse Salary
Reverse Salary$9/month
Why is the salary negative? Normal companies pay you to steal your soul. We protect your sanity, so you pay us. We don't want your labor; we want your "Reverse Salary" to keep our servers running while we nap.