Booby Career Portal
The Unproductive Career Potal
Open Positions: 8,000,000,000 (Everyone)
Tired of the hustle? Join Booby Inc. No interview. No work. Just a fancy title for your LinkedIn. Get hired instantly and add "Tokyo Tech Startup" to your resume today.
We want your slacker spirit, not your labor. Drop your name, our “AI” (random function) assigns you a ridiculous title instantly.
Job Title Gacha
Drop your name. Our “AI” (random function) assigns you a ridiculous title instantly.
Waiting for your name…
Perks of Not Working at Booby
Physical ID
Priority access (or conditional freebies) for the future metal physical employee badge.
Join boobs and we'll send you a real plastic card. Not digital. The actual thing.
What goes on the card:
Your role (e.g., AI Training Data (Human)) / Your favorite photo / Membership No. / Name / Address (if you want) / Email address (if you want)
Voting Rights
Help pick the next candy flavor or box copy via votes. Not a DAO, just lazy democracy.
Career Hacking
Add "Booby Inc. (Tokyo 🇯🇵 Startup)" to your LinkedIn. Fill resume gaps or claim a Fake Internship. Your only duty: Be Unproductive.
Box Lab Slack (optional)
Join Slack for inside jokes, WIP designs, and vote links (opt-in).
© Booby Inc. — This is a fictional employment contract. No salary, only spiritual rewards (and sugar).
If you actually get fired for slacking, we take no responsibility.
Reverse Salary
Booby Employee — $9/month
Why is the salary negative?
Normal companies pay you to steal your soul. We protect your sanity, so you pay us.
We don't want your labor; we want your "Reverse Salary" to keep our servers running while we nap.