
Let Productivity Rot.
Hello. I used to be "Employee Number One." I was part of a Series B startup with a team of 150 people. Our sales tripled (3x). It was the sparkling startup dream.

But the VCs looked at us and said:

"3x? That's garbage. We need 10x."

In that moment, I realized: "This game is rigged."
I burned out. I got thrown away. So, I got off the "success track."
With $35,000 of my own money (and debt), I launched a brand new, cutting-edge tech startup. I launched it from a "spacious high-rise office" (my 3m² closet in rural Ibaraki, Japan).
And here is the product: OTIOSE.
It is not a productivity tool. It is not B2B SaaS. It is an app designed to waste your time beautifully. It contains Sanity.

The Mission: "Let Productivity Rot"
The world is obsessed with "Productivity" and "AI." But what we really need right now is to be "Unproductive."
Through my startup experience, I realized four irrational truths about this world:
- You can be laid off anytime, regardless of your skills.
- The demand for irrational growth. 3x isn't enough; they force 10x. It's distorted.
- AI makes creators obsolete, even though it learned from our work.
- We can't even speak our honest feelings anymore because of remote work and corporate politics.
Everyone is sick of this world. That is why I want to deliver "Serious Playfulness" to your stressful offices.
The Strategy: The Trojan Horse
My goal is to deliver unproductivity to every productive company. Here is the plan:
How It Works
Digital sabotage. Installed by you.

Install the Distraction
Curiosity is the entry point. It looks like a harmless digital toy or a retro utility. You willingly download the disruption directly into your workflow.

Dominate the Screen
The app demands your focus. It competes with your spreadsheets and code editors for pixel space. Real work is pushed to the background as the "toy" takes center stage.

Execution by Idleness
Focus dissolves. The cursor stops moving. Productivity hits zero not because of a bug, but by design. You are now successfully doing absolutely nothing.

Humanity returns 👍