For Investor: An Invitation to Lose.

Dear overachievers of runaway capitalism.

If you've stumbled upon this page, you're probably filthy rich, desperately hunting for the next unicorn, and deep down, feeling an inescapable boredom and nihilism with this endless "growth game."

Welcome to Booby Inc. This is nothing like any startup you've ever seen.

We don't promise growth. We don't plan exits. And most importantly, we won't give you a single vote.

Our proposal is simple: Become a patron of this "joke" for $10,000 per month?

All you get is a golden badge on the app saying "I'm wasting $10,000 every month," and the privilege of watching the world's most bizarre economic experiment from the front row. Your paid money will be meaningfully wasted to fund "naps" for tired engineers around the world.

This isn't an investment. It's buying modern art. Or perhaps purchasing an "indulgence" for the religion of capitalism. Don't you think it's far more punk and intellectual than buying a Ferrari?