
Boobs Contributor
Become part of the package. Become part of meaningless activities.

Booby Boxes are versioned like software packages (like this) —
Each release has:
- Version History
- Release Notes
- Contributors
- and sometimes: your name printed inside the actual box.
Yes.
Physically.
What Being a Contributor Means
As a Boobs Member ($9/month):
1. Your name appears on Booby.dev for the boxes you contribute to.
This is guaranteed.
Every release page has a Contributors section —
your handle will live there permanently.
2. You may also be engraved into the physical package.
Select versions will include contributor names printed inside the actual box.
We don't promise all versions. We promise the possibility.
3. You can shape the next versions of the boxes.
You can comment, rewrite, propose, redraw, meme, rename, or add release notes like
"This version contains slightly more hope than the previous one."
4. You join the Box Lab Slack.
Work-in-progress designs.
Flavor jokes.
Copy drafts.
Weird ideas.
The whole pipeline is open-source, but silly.
5. You become part of something strangely meaningful.
A tiny group of people who redesign emotions as products
and ship them like npm packages.
Contribution Rights
You can propose:
- box concepts
- color schemes
- layout ideas
- warning labels
- tagline changes
- sticker jokes
You can review:
- design mockups
- ad visuals
- packaging drafts
- release notes
- product descriptions
You can influence:
- major version bumps (
1.0 → 2.0) - limited editions
- seasonal releases
You can nothing.
- You can do nothing.
- You can do anything.
- You can do nothing.
For You If…
- you like the idea of contributing to something stupid and meaningful at the same time
- you want to throw your joke into this f*cking world
- you want to be part of something strangely meaningful
Unproductive Effects
Boobs Contributor may cause:
Overall, it may make your life more fun.
Yeah, but I don't know. It may not be the case. Just a silly place to laugh at the world.
It's all a joke.
Price
Boobs Contributor — $9/month
- Your name listed permanently on Booby.dev for each box you contribute to
- Possibility of your name being printed inside physical boxes
- Contributor rights to Box packages (ideas, reviews, writing)
- Access to the Box Lab Slack
⚠️ If you are not familiar with English, it's OK. Just translate it into your native language by using our slack translation tool. Boobs manager himself is not familiar with English. LOL