Happy Layoff Box

Congratulations on your unexpected vacation. You lost a job, but won your time back!! Layoff isn't a failure. It's a refund for all the hours capitalism stole from you.

99% of Us Are Trash! But That's OK. Box

The 99% Club : We trip, we fail, we dance again. Life threw us away, let's at least have fun. Btw Your worth was never in your output anyway.

AI Era Loser, Shitty Chewing Candy Box

For everyone who got replaced, but somehow keeps going. This box is not here to help you win. It's here to remind you that you don't have to.

We Know, CEO. You're Also a Victim of Capitalism. Box

It won't fix your burn rate. It won't make the board chill out. But it might fix your face for five minutes.

You've SuperDuper Done Enough Box

Productivity is overrated. Being alive is enough. failure isn't a crime, and rest isn't optional— it's survival.