Happy Layoff Box
Congratulations on your unexpected vacation. You lost a job, but won your time back!! Layoff isn't a failure. It's a refund for all the hours capitalism stole from you.
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Laugh at yourself.
Mock the world.
99% of Us Are Trash! But That's OK. Box
The 99% Club : We trip, we fail, we dance again. Life threw us away, let's at least have fun. Btw Your worth was never in your output anyway.
AI Era Loser, Shitty Chewing Candy Box
For everyone who got replaced, but somehow keeps going. This box is not here to help you win. It's here to remind you that you don't have to.
We Know, CEO. You're Also a Victim of Capitalism. Box
It won't fix your burn rate. It won't make the board chill out. But it might fix your face for five minutes.
You've SuperDuper Done Enough Box
Productivity is overrated. Being alive is enough. failure isn't a crime, and rest isn't optional— it's survival.
The Definitive Guide to Human Sustainability Box
Scaling is a lie. Sustainability is the only truth. Debug the most fragile system: you.
How It Works
Plant the box. Attract the office. Melt productivity.
1. BAIT
Infiltrate the office
Quietly drop the candy box in a meeting room, reception, or near the CEO’s desk. Placement beats permission.
2. SWARM
Everyone drifts toward it
Curiosity plus snacks pull employees, guests, and even stationery toward the box. Foot traffic becomes the funnel.
3. KILL
Candy kills productivity
Hard chewing eats time, the sugar crash triggers yawns, and gossip erupts—output collapses by design.
