AI Era Loser, Shitty Chewing Candy Box
- For everyone who got replaced, but somehow keeps going
- Weren't you the one saying computer science and programming were supposed to be a safe bet for the future? 😅
Feeling like AI just sprinted past you? Relax — maybe that's exactly how it should be. The AI Era Loser, Shitty Chewing Candy Box is for anyone who's ever thought: "Did I choose the wrong timeline?" "Why is the job market a war zone?" "Is AI… actually better at my job?" Engineers, illustrators, musicians, writers, CS/DS students — pretty much anyone who has suddenly realized that machines don't get tired, anxious, or stuck… but you do. And that's the whole point. This box is not here to help you win. It's here to remind you that you don't have to. AI can be fast, flawless, tireless — but humans get to pause, doubt, laugh, spiral, and still keep going. Humans get to say "I don't need to beat anything today." Inside is nothing special: just some shitty chewing candy to enjoy while you stop trying to outrun the future. Every chew whispers: "AI is AI. You are you. And that's enough." Welcome to the only snack that celebrates not keeping up — and not needing to.
For You If…
- You're a CS/DS student wondering if you picked the wrong timeline.
- You're job-hunting and everyone keeps telling you: "The market is brutal right now."
- You're a creator or engineer who sometimes feels outperformed by AI.
- You're tired of pretending you can keep up with every new model release.
- You want a reminder that being human — slow, imperfect, emotional — is still allowed.
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The Unproductive Global Team
We Are Hiring (Everyone)
Position: VP of Doing Nothing (Remote / Nap-time only)
Requirements: Zero motivation. Ability to breathe.
Perks: A fake job title for your LinkedIn & permission to rot.
Apply Instantly: No resume needed.
Your mission: Do absolutely nothing. Get your official Employee ID, hack your resume, and turn your current office into a nap zone.
Issue Your ID Card →Unproductive Effects
This candy helps you waste 8–12 minutes per piece, giving your brain a legally acceptable micro-vacation.
During chewing, your ability to "care about work" drops by 97%, while your inner calm rises by "who knows, but it feels better."
Not a supplement. Not productivity. Just a tiny rebellion you can taste.
Purchase
Shipping: $9 (we cover the rest)