We Know, CEO. You're Also a Victim of Capitalism. Box

Yeah, you're the CEO. But you're also just another human trapped in a ridiculous game none of us signed up for. This box is for the people who look calm on the outside while capitalism is eating them alive on the inside. And look— I'll be honest. There was a time when I hated CEOs. Mine pushed me so hard I genuinely thought: "What the hell is wrong with these people?" But once I stepped back, I realized something painfully simple: CEOs get crushed by VCs. VCs get crushed by LPs. LPs get crushed by some faceless financial entity above them. It's pressure all the way up. A food chain built entirely out of stress and expectations. No one is actually in control. Not even the one at the "top." (Especially not them.) So here it is: Shitty Chewing Candy for the ones holding everything together with caffeine, spreadsheets, and a smile that's definitely not real. It won't fix your burn rate. It won't make the board chill out. But it might fix your face for five minutes. This box exists to say: "It's a stupid, cursed game — but we're all stuck playing it, aren't we?" Chew. Breathe. You're not alone at the top. You're just another player in the same broken system as the rest of us.