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Merilnik izgorelosti

Znanstveni dokaz, da delate preveč.

  1. Audit fizične obremenitve: Izračuna tone, ki jih dvignete z vsakim pritiskom tipke.
  2. Sledilnik neskončnega vzpona: Primerja pot miške z vzponom na Everest.
  3. HP Drain v realnem času: Vrstica zdravja, ki pada, dokler ne greste domov.
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Kaj je to?

We calculated the physical load of desk work. The results are brutal. Our data reveals that a typical day involves lifting a Grand Piano (300kg) with your fingertips and climbing the Statue of Liberty (93m) with your wrist.You aren't just 'tired.'

You are physically exhausted.

White-collar work is manual labor. We run marathons with our fingers. We drift miles with our mouse. This app visualizes that invisible fatigue.

Developer Story: The Burnout Meter

As a dev, I was getting serious RSI (Repetitive Strain Injury) and headaches from the screen glare. It made me wonder: "How much am I actually moving?"

So I measured it. The results? **Tens of thousands of keystrokes.** I was moving my mouse for kilometers and clicking thousands of times a day. It’s wild.

People think white-collar jobs aren’t physical, but that’s dead wrong. We’re overusing specific parts of our bodies to the point of failure. I wanted to make that fatigue visible—to show the world (and my boss) that this work actually hurts. That’s the real reason The Burnout Meter exists.

The Burnout Meter Icon

Merilnik izgorelosti

Znanstveni dokaz, da delate preveč.

  1. Audit fizične obremenitve: Izračuna tone, ki jih dvignete z vsakim pritiskom tipke.
  2. Sledilnik neskončnega vzpona: Primerja pot miške z vzponom na Everest.
  3. HP Drain v realnem času: Vrstica zdravja, ki pada, dokler ne greste domov.
Completely Free

Zaposlujemo vse

Obratna plača: Vi plačate nam.
$9/mesec

Position: VP of Doing Nothing (Remote / Nap-time only)

Requirements: Zero motivation. Ability to breathe.

Perks: A fake job title for your LinkedIn & permission to rot.

Apply Instantly: No resume needed.

Your mission: Do absolutely nothing. Get your official Employee ID, hack your resume, and turn your current office into a nap zone.

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