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Burnout-mätaren

Vetenskapligt bevis på att du arbetar för hårt.

  1. Fysisk belastningsgranskning: Beräknar tonnen du lyfter med varje tangenttryckning.
  2. Oändlig klättringsspårare: Jämför ditt musavstånd med att bestiga Everest.
  3. Realtids HP-dränage: En livsmätare som sjunker tills du faktiskt går hem.
Completely Free

Vad är detta?

We calculated the physical load of desk work. The results are brutal. Our data reveals that a typical day involves lifting a Grand Piano (300kg) with your fingertips and climbing the Statue of Liberty (93m) with your wrist.You aren't just 'tired.'

You are physically exhausted.

White-collar work is manual labor. We run marathons with our fingers. We drift miles with our mouse. This app visualizes that invisible fatigue.

Developer Story: The Burnout Meter

As a dev, I was getting serious RSI (Repetitive Strain Injury) and headaches from the screen glare. It made me wonder: "How much am I actually moving?"

So I measured it. The results? **Tens of thousands of keystrokes.** I was moving my mouse for kilometers and clicking thousands of times a day. It’s wild.

People think white-collar jobs aren’t physical, but that’s dead wrong. We’re overusing specific parts of our bodies to the point of failure. I wanted to make that fatigue visible—to show the world (and my boss) that this work actually hurts. That’s the real reason The Burnout Meter exists.

The Burnout Meter Icon

Burnout-mätaren

Vetenskapligt bevis på att du arbetar för hårt.

  1. Fysisk belastningsgranskning: Beräknar tonnen du lyfter med varje tangenttryckning.
  2. Oändlig klättringsspårare: Jämför ditt musavstånd med att bestiga Everest.
  3. Realtids HP-dränage: En livsmätare som sjunker tills du faktiskt går hem.
Completely Free

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Omvänd lön: Du betalar oss.
$9/månad

Position: VP of Doing Nothing (Remote / Nap-time only)

Requirements: Zero motivation. Ability to breathe.

Perks: A fake job title for your LinkedIn & permission to rot.

Apply Instantly: No resume needed.

Your mission: Do absolutely nothing. Get your official Employee ID, hack your resume, and turn your current office into a nap zone.

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